Hi, could I get some coffee and a donut? What's that? Out of donuts? Hmmm... Okay. I'll take a coffee and some hard cock.
In the great donut shortage of 2002, the above monologue was performed at Dunkin Donutses all over the city, thousands of times each morning.
The author of this ad woke up horny. It must be the fact it's 49 degrees outside! Tepid, not hot or cold partly sunny skies turn me on, too.
His genitals are so hard he could hammer nails with it. Instead, he'd like to hammer the most sensitive part of your body. Does this sounds like a good idea to you? I understand some women like it rough, but I also understand that women don't like to be bludgeoned like they're made of iron.
G-stop? Are people calling it that these days?
The author also brags that his apartment has been "photgraphed for a number of design mags." Why do I think that this guy may be imagining his boyfriend while he's hammering your ass, assuming you were hot enough to qualify (I'm sorry, youre hot enough for regular sex, but you're just not ass-quality this morning...).
Also, this dude surfs? Where? The Hudson river? I'm guessing he surfed in his Hawaiian youth and now, at the age of 35, is trying desperately to seem young and hip. Maybe he should stick to design mags.
COFFEE AND SOME HARD COCK? HOT/HUNG FOR YOUR WET WAXED PUSSY - m4w - 35
Reply to: pers-302433823@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-29, 9:22AM EDT
Woke up so horny- must be the weather! my cock is so hard i could hammer nails with it but i'd rather hammer your cute pussy and if youre really hot your tight little ass as well..i'm handsome, hung -8 inch g-stop hitting cock, slim and very trim (swimmers body, sexy eyes, talented mouth, great hands) and am hot for your cute shaved or waxed kitty
Me: 5'10, 155lbs, very fit- surf and do triathlons, sane, smart, have a very nice apt- photgraphed for a number of design mags if you care about that sort of thing, love to fuck deep and hard, have great stamina, and of course play safely... sound good to you? off today and love morning sex
You be: 20-35y/o, 100-140lbs, spirited, open minded, well groomed kitty, fit, be a good kisser, (orally inclined, I want to taste all of you) ,be adventurous (a little raunchy is fine with me) and know that you're sexy all over, possess a dirty mind, be comfortable with this sort of nsa adult fun and are dd free and sane as well.. get back to me asap with a good description of yourself and or a foto
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